Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th October 2005

Dilbert//6039, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 27th October 2005

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pension fund solevent workplace safety ceo smoking is cool

Official transcript

"Management is pleased to announce that it has a plan to make your pension fun solvent."

"In unrelated news, the guidelines for workplace safety have been relaxed."

"Our CEO reminds you that smoking is cool."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MANAGEMENT IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT HAS A PLAN TO MAKE YOUR PENSION FUND SOLVENT.

IN UNRELATED NEWS, THE GUIDELINES FOR WORKPLACE SAFETY HAVE BEEN RELAXED.

OUR CEO REMINDS YOU THAT SMOKING IS COOL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Workplace Safety"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and his employees, where the boss announces a new policy to make the pension fund solvent. However, the employees are more concerned about the guidelines for workplace safety, which have been relaxed. One employee jokingly suggests that smoking is cool, implying that the relaxed safety guidelines may lead to a return to smoking in the workplace. The boss responds by reminding the employees that smoking is not cool, and the conversation ends with the employees looking confused and concerned.

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