Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th October 2005

Dilbert//6039, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 27th October 2005

Tags

pension fund solevent workplace safety ceo smoking is cool

Official transcript

"Management is pleased to announce that it has a plan to make your pension fun solvent."

"In unrelated news, the guidelines for workplace safety have been relaxed."

"Our CEO reminds you that smoking is cool."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MANAGEMENT IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT HAS A PLAN TO MAKE YOUR PENSION FUND SOLVENT.

IN UNRELATED NEWS, THE GUIDELINES FOR WORKPLACE SAFETY HAVE BEEN RELAXED.

OUR CEO REMINDS YOU THAT SMOKING IS COOL.

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