Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd November 2005

Dilbert//6046, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 3rd November 2005

Tags

boss's pet bully staff forehead wrinkles hired

Official transcript

I see that you have lots of experience as a boss's pet. "Show me the face you'll use when you bully my staff behind my back."

"Okay."

"Nice use of forehead wrinkles. You're hired."

"Grrrr..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SEE THAT YOU HAVE LOTS OF EXPERIENCE AS A BOSS'S PET.

SHOW ME THE FACE YOU'LL USE WHEN YOU BULLY MY STAFF BEHIND MY BACK.

OKAY.

NICE USE OF FOREHEAD WRINKLES.

YOU'RE HIRED.

GARRR....

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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