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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th November 2005

Dilbert//6051, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 8th November 2005


Tags

unpleasant parts free to concentrate do startegy


Official transcript

"I'd like to hire someone to do all of the unpleasant parts of my job."

"That way I'll be free to concentrate on strategy."

"Fair enough."

"Secondly, I'd like to hire someone to do strategy."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ID LIKE TO HIRE SOMEONE TO DO ALL OF THE UNPLEASANT PARTS OF MY JOB.

THAT WAY I'LL BE FREE TO CONCENTRATE ON STRATEGY.

FAIR ENOUGH.

SECONDLY, I'D LIKE TO HIRE SOMEONE TO DO STRATEGY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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