Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th November 2005

Dilbert//6056, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 13th November 2005

Tags

patent application 3 emails rude insulting condescending back plane gizmo

Official transcript

"Remember to include my name on the patent application."

"Why? You didn't help."

"That's ridiculous! I've been helping you design that thing for months!"

"I saved all three of your e-mails. Allow me to read them."

"'Dude, is something wrong with your brain?'"

"Later: 'Hey, Dilweed, maybe you should replace the backplane with a gizmo.'"

"Then my personal favorite: 'Dilbag, I'm glad you took my advice to leave the backplane alone.'"

"That's my way of helping."

"It's great. You should patent it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

REMEMBER TO INCLUDE MY NAME ON THE PATENT APPLICATION.

WHY? YOU DIDNT HELP.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU DESIGN THAT THING FOR MONTHS.!

I SAVED ALL THREE OF YOUR EMAILS.

ALLOW ME TO READ THEM.

"DUDE, IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN?" LATER: "HEY, DILWEED, MAYBE YOU SHOULD REPLACE THE BACK- PLANE WITH A GIZMO." THEN MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: "DILBAG, I'M GLAD YOU TOOK MY ADVICE TO LEAVE THE BACKPLANE ALONE." THAT'S MY WAY OF HELPING.

IT'S GREAT.

YOU SHOULD PATENT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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