Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th November 2005

Dilbert//6058, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 15th November 2005

Tags

what fresh hell eyebrows grow comb them asleep quiet today

Official transcript

"What fresh hell is this?"

"I'm letting my eyebrows grow out."

"If I comb them over my eyes, no one can tell that I'm asleep."

"You're quiet today."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?

I'M LETTING MY EYEBROWS GROW OUT.

IF I COMB THEM OVER MY EYES, NO ONE CAN TELL THAT I'M ASLEEP.

YOU'RE QUIET TODAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Quiet Please"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a white shirt, standing at a desk in an office setting. He is engaged in a conversation with his coworker, who is sitting at a nearby desk.

Panel 1:

• Dilbert asks, "What fresh hell is this?"
• His coworker responds, "I'm letting my eyebrows grow out."

Panel 2:

• Dilbert remarks, "If I comb them over my eyes, no one can tell that I'm asleep."

Panel 3:

• The boss, a man with a mustache and a suit, enters the room and says, "You're quiet today."

Overall:

The comic strip humorously depicts Dilbert's attempt to appear more alert by growing out his eyebrows and using them to cover his eyes, while also highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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