Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th November 2005

Dilbert//6058, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 15th November 2005

Tags

what fresh hell eyebrows grow comb them asleep quiet today

Official transcript

"What fresh hell is this?"

"I'm letting my eyebrows grow out."

"If I comb them over my eyes, no one can tell that I'm asleep."

"You're quiet today."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?

I'M LETTING MY EYEBROWS GROW OUT.

IF I COMB THEM OVER MY EYES, NO ONE CAN TELL THAT I'M ASLEEP.

YOU'RE QUIET TODAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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