Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th November 2005

Dilbert//6063, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 20th November 2005

Tags

scarf retrun salesman computer 1000 returns compulsive company policy harvest organs sell ebay dilmom technology

Official transcript

"I'd like to return this scarf."

"What's wrong with it?"

"It isn't um...scarfy enough."

"I'll just run your card through the computer and..."

"Uh-oh...You're on our Bad Customer list. You've returned over a thousand items to this store."

"In fact, you've purchased and returned this same scarf seventeen times."

"Company policy says that I have to harvest your organs and sell them on eBay."

"It was good while it lasted."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO RETURN THIS SCARF.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

IT ISNT UM... SCARFY ENOUGH.

I'LL JUST RUN YOUR CARD THROUGH THE COMPUTER AND ...

UH-OH. .. YOU'RE ON OUR BAD CUSTOMER LIST. YOUVE RETURNED OVER A THOUSAND ITEMS TO THIS STORE.

IN FACT, YOUVE PURCHASED AND RETURNED THIS SAME SCARF SEVENTEEN TIMES.

COMPANY POLICY SAYS THAT I HAVE TO HARVEST YOUR ORGANS AND SELL THEM ON eBAY.

IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT LASTED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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