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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th November 2005

Dilbert//6072, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 29th November 2005


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two ceos top job syockholders average employees slaary


Official transcript

"After the merger, we'll have two CEOs sharing the top job."

"A spokesperson explained 'If our stockholders don't mind paying one CEO 450 times the average employee's salary..."

"...They shouldn't mind doing it twice.'"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AFTER THE MERGER, WELL HAVE TWO CEOS SHARING THE TOP JOB.

A SPOKESPERSON EXPLAINED "IF OUR STOCKHOLDERS DON'T MIND PAYING ONE CEO 450 TIMES THE AVERAGE EMPLOYEE'S SALARY. .

... THEY SHOULDN'T MIND DOING IT TWICE."

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