Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd December 2005

Dilbert//6075, first published 21 years ago on Friday 2nd December 2005

Tags

hammerhead bob start butting into private lives sense annoyance

Official transcript

"Great. The only seat is next to Hammerhead Bob."

"I'm learning ESP so I can start butting into people's private thoughts."

"I sense annoyance, yet there seems to be no cause."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GREAT. THE ONLY SEAT IS NEXT TO HAMMERHEAD BOB.

I'M LEARNING ESP SO I CAN START BUTTING INTO PEOPLE'S PRIVATE THOUGHTS.

I SENSE ANNOYANCE, YET THERE SEEMS TO BE NO CAUSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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