Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th December 2005

Dilbert//6077, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 4th December 2005

Tags

career criminal appkying job tendonitis pistol whipping arm slower paced lifel embezzle job security business

Official transcript

Your resume says you're a career criminal. "Yup."

"Um...why are you applying for a job here?"

"I'm getting tendonitis in my pistol-whipping arm."

"I thought I'd try the slower paced life of white collar crime."

"Security."

"How much can I expect to embezzle in my first year?"

"Earl?"

"Lefty!"

"Forget this job. Security is where the big money is."

"Can you get me in?"

"I should start locking my desk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR RESUME SAYS YOU'RE A CAREER CRIMINAL.

UM... WHY ARE YOU APPLYING FOR A JOB HERE?

I'M GETTING TENDONITIS IN MY PISTOL - WHIPPING ARM.

YUP.

I THOUGHT ID TRY THE SLOWER PACED LIFE OF WHITE COLLAR CRIME.

HOW MUCH CAN I EXPECT TO EMBEZZLE IN MY FIRST YEAR?

EARL?

LEFTY!

FORGET THIS JOB SECURITY IS WHERE THE BIG MONEY IS.

CAN YOU GET ME IN?

I SHOULD START LOCKING MY DESK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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