Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th December 2005

Dilbert//6079, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 6th December 2005

Tags

evil director human rescources disgruntled bad management commute rationalizer employee commute is easy

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Ed, you seem disgruntled."

"You need 30 minutes in the Employee Rationalizer."

"I...I...don't mind bad management because...the commute is easy."

"Better."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES ED, YOU SEEM DISGRUNTLED.

YOU NEED 30 MINUTES IN THE EMPLOYEE RATIONALIZER.

... DON'T MIND BAD MANAGEMENT BECAUSE.

.. THE COMMUTE IS EASY.

BETTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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