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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th December 2005

Dilbert//6086, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 13th December 2005


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dogberts selfish cell phone no number can bother people stop bothering me


Official transcript

"I'm starting Dogbert's Selfish Cell Phone Company."

"It has no phone number. You can call people and bother them when they're busy, but they can't do the same to you."

"Hi Mom. Oh, nothing. I'm just walking someplace."

"STOP BOTHERING ME!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M STARTING DOGBERT'S SELFISH CELL PHONE COMPANY.

IT HAS NO PHONE NUMBER. YOU CAN CALL PEOPLE AND BOTHER THEM HEN THEY'RE BUSY, BUT THEY CAN T DO THE SAME TO YOU.

. , NOTHING.

I'M JUST WALKING SOMEPLACE.

STOP = BOTHERING ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cell Phone Company"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's new venture, a cell phone company, where he is determined to eliminate phone numbers. He believes that phone numbers are unnecessary and can cause people to bother others when they're busy. However, his mother is not pleased with this idea, as she is used to being able to call him at any time.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert starts a cell phone company without phone numbers.
  • He believes phone numbers are unnecessary and can cause people to bother others when they're busy.
  • His mother is not pleased with this idea and wants to be able to call him at any time.
  • The comic strip highlights the importance of phone numbers in modern communication.

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