Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th December 2005

Dilbert//6086, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 13th December 2005

Tags

dogberts selfish cell phone no number can bother people stop bothering me

Official transcript

"I'm starting Dogbert's Selfish Cell Phone Company."

"It has no phone number. You can call people and bother them when they're busy, but they can't do the same to you."

"Hi Mom. Oh, nothing. I'm just walking someplace."

"STOP BOTHERING ME!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STARTING DOGBERT'S SELFISH CELL PHONE COMPANY.

IT HAS NO PHONE NUMBER. YOU CAN CALL PEOPLE AND BOTHER THEM HEN THEY'RE BUSY, BUT THEY CAN T DO THE SAME TO YOU.

. , NOTHING.

I'M JUST WALKING SOMEPLACE.

STOP = BOTHERING ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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