Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd December 2005

Dilbert//6095, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 22nd December 2005

Tags

cable doesn't attach create demand young people dancing budget cuts

Official transcript

Our new product is a cable that doesn't attach to anything. "We hope to create demand via a series of commercials showing young people dancing."

"And then we'll all go straight to hell."

"He didn't take the last round of budget cuts well."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW PRODUCT IS A CABLE THAT DOESN'T ATTACH TO ANYTHING.

WE HOPE TO CREATE DEMAND VIA A SERIES OF COMMERCIALS SHOW ING YOUNG PEOPLE DANCING.

AND THEN WELL ALL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.

HE DIDNT TAKE THE LAST ROUND OF BUDGET CUTS WELL.

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