Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th December 2005

Dilbert//6103, first published 21 years ago on Friday 30th December 2005

Tags

resume teds shard printer people pleaser disloyal

Official transcript

"Is that your resume?"

"It's Ted's."

"When the pointy-haired boss walks toward the shared printer, I print ten copies."

"It turns out that I'm not a people pleaser."

"Disloyal #!@*!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS THAT YOUR RSUM?

IT'S TED'S.

WHEN THE POINTY- HAIRED BOSS WALKS TOWARD THE SHARED PRINTER, I PRINT TEN COPIES.

IT TURNS OUT THAT I'M NOT A PEOPLE PLEASER DISLOYAL

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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