Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th January 2006

Dilbert//6108, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 4th January 2006

Tags

yellow sticky note road wizard of landfill coffee cup caffeine

Official transcript

"Will the yellow sticky-note road lead me home?"

"Not directly."

"We're off to see the Wonderful Wizard of Landfill. He'll know how to get you home."

"Holy #!%$, I hope this isn't him."

"Coffee...cup...need...caffeine..."

Continued

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WILL THE YELLOW STICKY-NOTE ROAD LEAD ME HOME?

NOT DIRECTLY.

WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF LANDFILL. HELL KNOW HOW TO GET YOU HOME.

HOLY #!%$, I HOPE THIS ISN'T HIM.

COFFEE...

NEED...

CAFFEINE...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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