Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th January 2006
Dilbert//6122, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 18th January 2006
Official transcript
"Dilbert, come up with a plan to integrate our product with the one we acquired through the merger."
"Okay. My plan is to throw away the competitor's product because it's just a cheap knock-off of our product."
"How about a plan that doesn't make our CEO look like a moron?"
"He could stop wearing sleeveless sweaters."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
, COME UP WITH A PLAN TO INTEGRATE OUR PRODUCT WITH THE ONE WE ACQUIRED THROUGH THE MERGER.
OKAY. MY PLAN IS TO THROW AWAY THE COMPETITOR'S PRODUCT BECAUSE IT'S JUST A CHEAP KNOCKOFF OF OUR PRODUCT.
HOW ABOUT A PLAN THAT DOESN T MAKE OUR CEO LOOK LIKE A MORON?
HE COULD STOP WEARING SLEEVELESS SWEATERS.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Sweatergate"
Summary:
The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's plan to integrate his product with that of a competitor, which he believes will be a "cheap knock-off" of his own product. However, his CEO, who is wearing a sleeveless sweater, suggests that the plan would make him look like a "moron." The CEO advises against the merger, citing the potential negative impact on his appearance.
Key Points:
- Dilbert proposes integrating his product with a competitor's.
- The CEO expresses concerns about the plan's feasibility.
- The CEO's appearance in a sleeveless sweater is used as a humorous example of the potential consequences of the merger.
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