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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th January 2006

Dilbert//6122, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 18th January 2006


Official transcript

"Dilbert, come up with a plan to integrate our product with the one we acquired through the merger."

"Okay. My plan is to throw away the competitor's product because it's just a cheap knock-off of our product."

"How about a plan that doesn't make our CEO look like a moron?"

"He could stop wearing sleeveless sweaters."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

, COME UP WITH A PLAN TO INTEGRATE OUR PRODUCT WITH THE ONE WE ACQUIRED THROUGH THE MERGER.

OKAY. MY PLAN IS TO THROW AWAY THE COMPETITOR'S PRODUCT BECAUSE IT'S JUST A CHEAP KNOCKOFF OF OUR PRODUCT.

HOW ABOUT A PLAN THAT DOESN T MAKE OUR CEO LOOK LIKE A MORON?

HE COULD STOP WEARING SLEEVELESS SWEATERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Sweatergate"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's plan to integrate his product with that of a competitor, which he believes will be a "cheap knock-off" of his own product. However, his CEO, who is wearing a sleeveless sweater, suggests that the plan would make him look like a "moron." The CEO advises against the merger, citing the potential negative impact on his appearance.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert proposes integrating his product with a competitor's.
  • The CEO expresses concerns about the plan's feasibility.
  • The CEO's appearance in a sleeveless sweater is used as a humorous example of the potential consequences of the merger.

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