Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th January 2006

Dilbert//6124, first published twenty years ago on Friday 20th January 2006

Official transcript

Dogbert's Tech Support "Before I can help you, I need your tech support product identification code."

"You can find it by going to your local landfill and digging until you see your product's original packaging."

"But don't disturb the seagulls or they'll peck off your face."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT BEFORE I CAN HELP YOU, I NEED YOUR TECH SUPPORT PRODUCT IDENTIFICATION CODE.

YOU CAN FIND IT BY GOING TO YOUR LOCAL LANDFILL AND DIGGING UNTIL YOU SEE YOUR PRODUCT'S ORIGINAL PACKAGING.

BUT DON'T DISTURB THE SEAGULLS OR THEYLL PECK OFF YOUR FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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