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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd January 2006

Dilbert//6127, first published twenty years ago on Monday 23rd January 2006


Official transcript

Did you ever come to work on Monday and realize that you forgot how to do your job? "Only a total moron would forget over the weekend how to do his job."

"O-o-okay. I'm starting to remember who you two are."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID YOU EVER COME TO WORK ON MONDAY AND REALIZE THAT YOU FORGOT HOW TO DO YOUR JOB?

ONLY A TOTAL MORON WOULD FORGET OVER THE WEEKEND HOW TO DO HIS JOB 0-0-OKAY. I'M STARTING TO REMEMBER WHO YOU TWO ARE.

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AI Analysis

Title: "Monday Morning Confusion"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2006, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at a table with his coworkers. The conversation begins with a coworker asking if Dilbert has forgotten how to do his job, to which he responds that he did not come to work on Monday. The coworker then reveals that only a total moron would forget over the weekend how to do his job, prompting Dilbert to remember that he is not alone.

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of remembering one's job responsibilities, particularly after a weekend break. It pokes fun at the idea that even the most competent individuals can experience moments of forgetfulness, making it relatable to many readers.

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