Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd January 2006

Dilbert//6127, first published twenty years ago on Monday 23rd January 2006

Official transcript

Did you ever come to work on Monday and realize that you forgot how to do your job? "Only a total moron would forget over the weekend how to do his job."

"O-o-okay. I'm starting to remember who you two are."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU EVER COME TO WORK ON MONDAY AND REALIZE THAT YOU FORGOT HOW TO DO YOUR JOB?

ONLY A TOTAL MORON WOULD FORGET OVER THE WEEKEND HOW TO DO HIS JOB 0-0-OKAY. I'M STARTING TO REMEMBER WHO YOU TWO ARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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