Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th January 2006

Dilbert//6129, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 25th January 2006

Official transcript

"Hi everyone. Sorry I'm late."

"I have the worst case of jet lag ever. I'm still a baby in this time zone."

"I don't think it works that way."

"Hey, I just got a crazy idea."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI EVERYONE. SORRY I'M LATE.

I HAVE THE WORST CASE OF JET LAG EVER.

I'M STILL A BABY IN THIS TIME ZONE.

I DON'T THINK IT WORKS THAT WAY.

HEY, I JUST GOT A CRAZY IDEA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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