Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th January 2006

Dilbert//6132, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 28th January 2006

Official transcript

You're too cute to work in engineering. I'm transferring you to sales. "No one wants to hurt a baby. Use that to your advantage."

"And if you buy the deluxe package I won't be emotionally scarred for life."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE TOO CUTE TO WORK IN ENGINEERING. IM TRANSFERRING YOU TO SALES.

NO ONE WANTS TO HURT A BABY.

USE THAT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.

AND IF YOU BUY THE DELUXE PACKAGE I WON'T BE EMOTIONALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Emotional Scarring"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, and Dogbert, his red, devil-like boss. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Dogbert, dressed in a suit, approaches Dilbert and says, "You're too cute to work in engineering. I'm transferring you to sales."
• Dilbert, visibly upset, responds, "No one wants to hurt a baby. Use that to your advantage."
• Dogbert retorts, "And if you buy the deluxe package, I won't be emotionally scarred for life."

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate culture and the exploitation of employees for personal gain.

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