Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th January 2006

Dilbert//6132, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 28th January 2006

Official transcript

You're too cute to work in engineering. I'm transferring you to sales. "No one wants to hurt a baby. Use that to your advantage."

"And if you buy the deluxe package I won't be emotionally scarred for life."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE TOO CUTE TO WORK IN ENGINEERING. IM TRANSFERRING YOU TO SALES.

NO ONE WANTS TO HURT A BABY.

USE THAT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.

AND IF YOU BUY THE DELUXE PACKAGE I WON'T BE EMOTIONALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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