Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th February 2006

Dilbert//6149, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 14th February 2006

Official transcript

I'd better put some lipstick on this pig. "Behold the most exciting technical challenge since the dawn of the microprocessor!"

"I must rub it on my body before I assign it to you...Oooh oooh!"

"I'll need tongs."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D BETTER PUT SOME LIPSTICK ON THIS PIG.

BEHOLD THE MOST EXCITING TECHNICAL CHALLENGE SINCE THE DAWN OF THE MICROPROCESSOR!

I MUST RUB IT ON MY BODY BEFORE I ASSIGN IT TO YOU...

!

I'LL NEED TONGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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