Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st March 2006

Dilbert//6164, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 1st March 2006

Tags

ethics course on line course perfect scores taking for boss

Official transcript

What?! You only got a 'B' taking the online ethics course for me? "No one will believe you're me unless you get all perfect scores."

"I...was...tired."

"Why? You only did 300 push-ups for my online gym class!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT?! YOU ONLY GOT A "B" TAKING THE ONLINE ETHICS COURSE FOR ME?

NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU'RE ME UNLESS YOU GET ALL PERFECT SCORES.

WAS.

TIRED.

WHY? YOU ONLY DID 300 PUSHUPS FOR MY ONLINE GYM CLASS!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A 'B' is Not Enough"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, seated at his desk. He is approached by a man in a white shirt and tie, who inquires about Dilbert's online ethics course grade. Dilbert responds that he received a "B", but the man expresses skepticism, stating that no one will believe him unless he achieves perfect scores. Dilbert is frustrated and explains that he only completed 300 push-ups for his online gym class, implying that he is tired and does not want to continue with the ethics course.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's "B" grade is not sufficient to convince others of his academic achievement.
• The man's skepticism highlights the importance of perfection in academic settings.
• Dilbert's exhaustion and frustration with the ethics course are relatable to many students.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the high expectations placed on students in academic settings.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.