Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st March 2006

Dilbert//6164, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 1st March 2006

Tags

ethics course on line course perfect scores taking for boss

Official transcript

What?! You only got a 'B' taking the online ethics course for me? "No one will believe you're me unless you get all perfect scores."

"I...was...tired."

"Why? You only did 300 push-ups for my online gym class!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT?! YOU ONLY GOT A "B" TAKING THE ONLINE ETHICS COURSE FOR ME?

NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU'RE ME UNLESS YOU GET ALL PERFECT SCORES.

WAS.

TIRED.

WHY? YOU ONLY DID 300 PUSHUPS FOR MY ONLINE GYM CLASS!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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