Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th March 2006
Dilbert//6176, first published twenty years ago on Monday 13th March 2006
Tags
expressing opnion thousand expressions the wood chipper
Official transcript
"Erk! That look says you want to kill me for expressing my opinion!"
"No, no."
"Women have a thousand expressions that say they want you to die. That one says she wants you to die of natural causes, preferably soon."
Budda budda budda "She calls this one 'The Wood Chipper.'"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
ERK! THAT LOOK SAYS YOU WANT TO KILL ME FOR EXPRESSING MY OPINION!
NO, NO.
WOMEN HAVE A THOUSAND EXPRESSIONS THAT SAY THEY WANT YOU TO DIE. THAT ONE SAYS SHE WANTS YOU TO DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES, PREFERABLY SOON.
BUDOA BUDDA BUDDA SHE CALLS THIS ONE "THE WOOD CHIPPER."
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AI Analysis
The title of this comic strip is "The Wood Chipper."
Panel 1:
- The boss, a woman, is speaking to a group of employees.
- She says, "ERK THAT LOOK SAYS YOU WANT TO KILL ME FOR EXPRESSING MY OPINION!"
- One employee responds, "NO, NO."
Panel 2:
- The boss continues, "WOMEN HAVE A THOUSAND EXPRESSIONS THAT SAY THEY WANT YOU TO DIE. THAT ONE SAYS SHE WANTS YOU TO DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES, PREFERABLY SOON."
- Another employee points to the boss and says, "SHE CALLS THIS ONE 'THE WOOD CHIPPER.'"
Panel 3:
- The boss is shown with a menacing expression, holding a wood chipper.
- The employees are all looking at her in fear.
Summary:
The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between the boss and her employees, with the boss using a wood chipper as a metaphor for her anger. The employees are shocked and intimidated by her reaction, and the strip pokes fun at the stereotype of the "angry woman" in the workplace.
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