Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th March 2006

Dilbert//6176, first published twenty years ago on Monday 13th March 2006

Tags

expressing opnion thousand expressions the wood chipper

Official transcript

"Erk! That look says you want to kill me for expressing my opinion!"

"No, no."

"Women have a thousand expressions that say they want you to die. That one says she wants you to die of natural causes, preferably soon."

Budda budda budda "She calls this one 'The Wood Chipper.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ERK! THAT LOOK SAYS YOU WANT TO KILL ME FOR EXPRESSING MY OPINION!

NO, NO.

WOMEN HAVE A THOUSAND EXPRESSIONS THAT SAY THEY WANT YOU TO DIE. THAT ONE SAYS SHE WANTS YOU TO DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES, PREFERABLY SOON.

BUDOA BUDDA BUDDA SHE CALLS THIS ONE "THE WOOD CHIPPER."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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