Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th March 2006

Dilbert//6183, first published twenty years ago on Monday 20th March 2006

Tags

customer service deception laziness tech support trick passowrd before lunch required

Official transcript

"Hello, I need some tech support."

"What's your tech support password?"

"I don't have one."

"Well, then I can't help you."

"Since when do you require a password?"

"Usually right before lunch."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, I NEED SOME TECH SUPPORT.

WHAT'S YOUR TECH SUPPORT PASSWORD?

I DONT HAVE ONE.

WELL, THEN I CAN'T HELP YOU.

SINCE WHEN DO YOU REQUIRE A PASSWORD?

USUALLY RIGHT BEFORE LUNCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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