Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th March 2006

Dilbert//6183, first published twenty years ago on Monday 20th March 2006

Tags

customer service deception laziness tech support trick passowrd before lunch required

Official transcript

"Hello, I need some tech support."

"What's your tech support password?"

"I don't have one."

"Well, then I can't help you."

"Since when do you require a password?"

"Usually right before lunch."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, I NEED SOME TECH SUPPORT.

WHAT'S YOUR TECH SUPPORT PASSWORD?

I DONT HAVE ONE.

WELL, THEN I CAN'T HELP YOU.

SINCE WHEN DO YOU REQUIRE A PASSWORD?

USUALLY RIGHT BEFORE LUNCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Tech Support"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between a tech support representative and a frustrated customer. The customer is seeking help with their password, but the tech support representative is unresponsive and unhelpful. The customer becomes increasingly agitated, eventually demanding to speak with a supervisor. The supervisor arrives and simply asks when the customer requires a password, implying that the customer should have known this information beforehand. The comic strip pokes fun at the common experience of dealing with unhelpful customer service representatives and the absurdity of some technical support interactions.

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