Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd March 2006

Dilbert//6186, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 23rd March 2006

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art modern art nonsense taste culture

Official transcript

Famous artist Dogberto will tell us his plans for our lobby. "I plan to buy a drop cloth at Home Depot and drape it over the security desk."

"Won't that be hard on the guard?"

"Not until I douse it with gas and light it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FAMOUS ARTIST DOGBERTO WILL TELL US HIS PLANS FOR OUR LOBBY.

I PLAN TO BUY A DROP CLOTH AT HOME DEPOT AND DRAPE IT OVER THE SECURITY DESK.

WON'T THAT BE HARD ON THE GUARD?

NOT UNTIL I DOUSE IT WITH GAS AND LIGHT IT.

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