Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th March 2006

Dilbert//6189, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 26th March 2006

Tags

children costume embarrassment parents respect work tattoo daught traylor corporate environment family

Official transcript

"What's that thing doing here?"

"This is my daughter, Traylor."

"I brought her to the office so she can learn about working in a corporate environment."

"Okay, whatever. I have a new project for you."

"Some idiot cut his finger. Now we have to do a safety awareness campaign."

"Put on this dog costume. You're the mascot for our 'Spot' the safety hazard campaign."

"Whenever anyone walks by, you say, 'Woof woof, don't use scissors.'"

"Can I get a tattoo?"

"Sure."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S THAT THING DOING HERE?

THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, TRAYLOR.

I BROUGHT HER TO THE OFFICE SO SHE CAN LEARN ABOUT WORK ING IN A CORPORATE ENVIRONMENT.

OKAY. WHATEVER.

I HAVE A NEW PROJECT FOR YOU.

SOME IDIOT CUT HIS FINGER. NOW WE HAVE TO DO A SAFETY AWARENESS CAMPAIGN.

PUT ON THIS DOG COSTUME. YOU'RE THE MASCOT FOR OUR "SPOT" THE SAFETY HAZARD CAMPAIGN.

WHENEVER ANYONE USE SCISSORS." CAN I GET A TATTOO?

SURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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