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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th April 2006

Dilbert//6214, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 20th April 2006


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engineers project plan won't work problem solver


Official transcript

Your engineers think my project plan won't work. "I'll assign Wally to your project. He's a perfect fit."

"Because he's a problem solver?"

"Because he won't work either."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR ENGINEERS THINK MY PROJECT PLAN WON'T WORK.

I'LL ASSIGN WALLY TO YOUR PROJECT.

HE'S A PERFECT FIT.

BECAUSE HE'S A PROBLEM SOLVER?

BECAUSE HE WON'T WORK EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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