Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th May 2006

Dilbert//6243, first published twenty years ago on Friday 19th May 2006

Official transcript

Vijay, the world's most desperate venture capitalist "I started in my garage..."

"Take my money!!!"

"Don't you want to hear the rest?"

"I don't see how it could get any better."

"I have a product."

"I need a forklift and massage oil now!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

VIJAY, THE WORLD'S MOST DESPERATE VENTURE CAPITALIST I STARTED IN MY GARAGE. .

TAKE MY MONEY!!!

DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR THE REST?

1 DON T SEE HOW IT COULD GET ANY BETTER HAVE A PRODUCT I NEED A FORKLIFT AND MASSAGE OIL NOW!!!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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