Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th June 2006

Dilbert//6259, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 4th June 2006

Official transcript

"Blah, blah, blah, blah."

"Uh-oh."

"It's 2 o'clock and my brain has shut down for the afternoon."

"Blah, blah, blah, blah..."

"I have no idea what he's talking about."

"This calls for some generic leadership."

"Do a cost-benefit analysis, get buy-in from all the key stakeholders, and track the critical metrics."

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a conference call."

push "How did anyone manage before there were fake conference calls?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

DILBERT IT'S 2 O'CLOCK AND MY BRAIN HAS SHUT DOWN FOR THE AFTERNOON.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

UH-OH. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING THIS CALLS FOR SOME GENERIC LEADERSHIP.

DO A COST-BENEFIT ANALYSIS, GET BUY-IN FROM ALL THE KEY STAKEHOLDERS, AND TRACK THE CRITICAL METRICS.

AbOUT.

NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A CONFERENCE CALL.

HOW DID ANYONE MANAGE BEFORE THERE WERE FAKE CONFERENCE CALLS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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