Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th June 2006

Dilbert//6268, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 13th June 2006

Official transcript

Satan's Vendor "You'll have many benefits after our technology is irrevocably implemented in your network."

"For example, when one of our products stops working, we'll blame another vendor within 24 hours."

"Do you have free t-shirts?"

"Yes. They're made of the finest allergens."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SATAN'S VENDOR YOULL HAVE MANY BENEFITS AFTER OUR TECHNOLOGY IS IRREVOCABLY IMPLEMENTED IN YOUR NETWORK, FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN ONE OF OUR PRODUCTS STOPS WORKING, WELL BLAME ANOTHER VENDOR WITHIN 24 HOURS.

DO YOU HAVE FREE T-SHIRTS?

YES, THEY'RE MADE OF THE FINEST ALLERGENS.

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