Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th June 2006

Dilbert//6270, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 15th June 2006

Official transcript

Satan's Vendor "Ha ha ha! Now that you've implemented our product, you are at our mercy."

"We shall raise the price of upgrades and delay promised patches. There is nothing you can do about it. Nothing!"

"Wow. You're fast with those scissors."

"I scrap."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SATAN'S VENDOR HA HA HA! NOW THAT YOUVE IMPLEMENTED OUR PRODUCT, YOU ARE AT OUR MERCY.

WE SHALL RAISE THE PRICE OF UPGRADES AND DELAY PROMISED PATCHES. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. NOTHING!

WOW.

YOU'RE FAST WITH THOSE SCISSORS.

SCRAP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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