Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th June 2006

Dilbert//6270, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 15th June 2006

Official transcript

Satan's Vendor "Ha ha ha! Now that you've implemented our product, you are at our mercy."

"We shall raise the price of upgrades and delay promised patches. There is nothing you can do about it. Nothing!"

"Wow. You're fast with those scissors."

"I scrap."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SATAN'S VENDOR HA HA HA! NOW THAT YOUVE IMPLEMENTED OUR PRODUCT, YOU ARE AT OUR MERCY.

WE SHALL RAISE THE PRICE OF UPGRADES AND DELAY PROMISED PATCHES. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. NOTHING!

WOW.

YOU'RE FAST WITH THOSE SCISSORS.

SCRAP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Devil's in the Details"

Summary:

In this 'Dilbert' comic strip, a satanic vendor is attempting to sell upgrades to a man with horns. The vendor promises that the upgrades will be fast, but the man is skeptical and points out that the vendor is using scissors to demonstrate the speed of the upgrades. The vendor tries to justify the use of scissors by saying that they are "fast with those scissors," but the man remains unconvinced. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a satanic vendor trying to sell upgrades to a man with horns, and highlights the absurdity of the situation.

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