Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th June 2006

Dilbert//6275, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 20th June 2006

Official transcript

Smokin' Jim "I've got a nicotine addiction, a tiny bladder, and attention deficit disorder."

"So talk fast because I can't focus for more than ten seconds."

"Gaa! I have to give that warning faster!!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SMOKIN JIM I'VE GOT A NICOTINE ADDICTION, A TINY BLADDER, AND ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER.

SO TALK FAST BECAUSE I CAN'T FOCUS FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS.

GAA! I HAVE TO LEARN TO GIVE THAT WARNING FASTER!!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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