Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th September 2006

Dilbert//6359, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 12th September 2006

Official transcript

"Here's the problem: Our salesman, Lyin' John, sold you a system that we can't install without losing money."

"I propose that you pay us 40% more than we quoted you in the contract, and everyone wins."

"Her body language says she's thinking about it."

CRACK!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S THE PROBLEM: OUR SALESMAN, LYIN' JOHN, SOLD YOU A SYSTEM THAT WE CAN'T INSTALL WITHOUT LOSING MONEY.

I PROPOSE THAT YOU PAY US 40% MORE THAN WE QUOTED YOU IN THE CONTRACT, AND EVERYONE WINS.

HER BODY LANGUAGE SAYS SHE'S THINKING ABOUT IT.

CRACK!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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