Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th September 2006

Dilbert//6362, first published twenty years ago on Friday 15th September 2006

Official transcript

"I want employees who are passionate!"

"GIVE ME THIS JOB OR SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL CUT OFF MY EAR!"

"And I'm a people person."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT EMPLOYEES WHO ARE PASSIONATE!

GIVE ME THIS JOB OR SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL CUT OFF MY EAR!

AND IM A PEOPLE PERSON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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