Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th September 2006

Dilbert//6364, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 17th September 2006

Official transcript

"We don't have enough chairs."

"Why do I always have to get the extra chair?"

"I need to borrow your guest chair."

"No way."

punch punch punch punch punch punch punch "GAAAA!!!"

"If you aren't willing to punch a coworker for a chair, you don't belong in this business."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CHAIRS.

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO GET THE EXTRA CHAIR?

I NEED TO BORROW YOUR GUEST CHAIR.

NO WAY.

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH GAAA!!!

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH IF YOU AREN'T WILLING TO PUNCH A COWORKER FOR A CHAIR, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS BUSINESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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