Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th September 2006

Dilbert//6367, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 20th September 2006

Official transcript

Dogbert's Communication Seminar "There's really no point in listening to other people."

"They're either going to be agreeing with you or saying stupid stuff."

"That should cut down on the questions."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S COMMUNICATION SEMINAR THERE'S REALLY NO POINT IN LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE.

THEY'RE EITHER GOING TO BE AGREEING WITH YOU OR SAYING STUPID STUFF.

THAT SHOULD CUT DOWN ON THE QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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