Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th October 2006

Dilbert//6406, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 29th October 2006

Official transcript

"Welcome to Dogbert's deeply discounted motivational speakers bureau."

"I need a slightly motivational speaker and I don't have much budget."

"I want to inspire my employees to work harder, without motivating them to seek better jobs."

"I recommend Robbie, the frightening hobo."

"Does he talk about his difficult journey from the dumpster to success?"

"We're not sure. He mumbles."

"But no one has ever become an entrepreneur after hearing him speak."

mumble mumble mumble "Must...keep...job."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S DEEPLY DISCOUNTED MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS BUREAU I NEED A SLIGHTLY MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER AND I DON'T HAVE MUCH BUDGET I WANT TO INSPIRE MY EMPLOYEES TO WORK HARDER, WITHOUT MOTIVATING THEM TO SEEK I RECOMMEND ROBBIE, THE FRIGHTENING .

DOES HE TALK ABOUT HIS DIFFICULT JOURNEY FROM THE DUMPSTER TO SUCCESS?

WE'RE NOT SURE.

HE MUMBLES.

belich dubo.

BUT NO ONE HAS EVER BECOME AN ENTREPRENEUR AFTER HEARING HIM SPEAK.

MUST...

KEEP. .. JOB.

MUMBLE MUMBLE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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