Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th November 2006

Dilbert//6415, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 7th November 2006

Official transcript

I just saw Mort in his cubicle. I think he's...dead. "I noticed that yesterday."

"And you didn't say anything???! Were you thinking he's just as dead tomorrow and someone else can do the paperwork?"

"Wait. That's pretty good thinking..."

"I was proud of it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUST SAW MORT IN HIS CUBICLE. I THINK HE'S. .. DEAD.

I NOTICED THAT YESTERDAY.

AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING? ??! WERE YOU THINKING HE'S JUST AS DEAD TOMORROW AND SOMEONE ELSE CAN DO THE PAPERWORK?

WAIT. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD THINKING. ..

I WAS PROUD OF IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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