Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th November 2006

Dilbert//6418, first published twenty years ago on Friday 10th November 2006

Official transcript

"Get the user data from Ed."

"That's impossible."

"Ed is an unreachable. He doesn't answer his phone or return messages. He's never in his cubicle and he doesn't read e-mail."

"Does he use the restroom?"

"No, we think he modified his briefcase."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GET THE USER DATA FROM ED.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

ED IS AN UNREACHABLE.

HE DOESN'T ANSWER HIS PHONE OR RETURN MESSAGES. HE'S NEVER IN HIS CUBICLE AND HE DOESN'T READ EMAIL.

DOES HE USE THE RESTROOM?

NO, WE THINK HE MODIFIED HIS BRIEFCASE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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