Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd November 2006

Dilbert//6431, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 23rd November 2006

Official transcript

"Dilbert, meet Albert. He's old, but I like to call him experienced."

"I'm trying to win an award for being one of the best places to work if you have one foot in the grave."

"I'm only 54. I ran a marathon yesterday."

"I asked the cafeteria to stock up on food that's easy to gum."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, MEET ALBERT. HE'S OLD, BUT I LIKE TO CALL HIM EXPERIENCED.

IM TRYING TO WIN AN AWARD FOR BEING ONE OF THE BEST PLACES TO WORK IF YOU HAVE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE.

I'M ONLY 54. I RAN A MARATHON YESTERDAY.

I ASKED THE CAFETERIA TO STOCK UP ON FOOD THAT'S EASY TO GUM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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