Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd November 2006

Dilbert//6431, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 23rd November 2006

Official transcript

"Dilbert, meet Albert. He's old, but I like to call him experienced."

"I'm trying to win an award for being one of the best places to work if you have one foot in the grave."

"I'm only 54. I ran a marathon yesterday."

"I asked the cafeteria to stock up on food that's easy to gum."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, MEET ALBERT. HE'S OLD, BUT I LIKE TO CALL HIM EXPERIENCED.

IM TRYING TO WIN AN AWARD FOR BEING ONE OF THE BEST PLACES TO WORK IF YOU HAVE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE.

I'M ONLY 54. I RAN A MARATHON YESTERDAY.

I ASKED THE CAFETERIA TO STOCK UP ON FOOD THAT'S EASY TO GUM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Marathon Man"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, and his boss, Albert, a man with a receding hairline and a white shirt with a black tie. The conversation begins with Dilbert introducing himself to Albert, who is surprised by Dilbert's old age.

Albert then asks Dilbert about his experience, to which Dilbert responds that he is trying to win an award for being one of the best places to work if you have one foot in the grave. Albert is amused by this response and asks Dilbert how he plans to achieve this goal.

Dilbert explains that he ran a marathon the previous day, which Albert finds impressive. However, he is also concerned about Dilbert's age and asks him if he is feeling okay. Dilbert assures him that he is fine and that he just needs to stock up on food that is easy to gum.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of trying to win an award for being a good place to work, and the absurdity of Dilbert's response. It also highlights the humorous exchange between Dilbert and Albert, showcasing their quirky personalities.

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