Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th November 2006

Dilbert//6433, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 25th November 2006

Official transcript

"When I was a kid, we didn't have any cell phones, iPods, video games, or computers."

"I played outside. My only toy was tree bark."

"Were you raised by squirrels?"

"No, I'm just mature."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN I WAS A KID, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CELL PHONES, iPODS, VIDEO GAMES, OR COMPUTERS.

I PLAYED OUTSIDE.

MY ONLY TOY WAS TREE BARK.

WERE YOU RAISED BY SQUIRRELS?

NO, IM JUST MATURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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