Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th December 2006

Dilbert//6444, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 6th December 2006

Official transcript

"Hey, is that a new candy dish?"

"Yes, it is."

"GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM MY @#$% CANDY!"

"I love the new candy dish."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, IS THAT A NEW CANDY DISH?

YES, IT IS.

GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM MY #!%*0 CANDY!

I LOVE THE NEW CANDY DISH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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