Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th December 2006

Dilbert//6448, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 10th December 2006

Official transcript

"This is Dogbert's tech support. How may I abuse you?"

"I get an error message every time I open an application."

"Try giving me all of your personal information and then checking into rehab."

"Then I'll have someone steal your identity and move in with your wife."

"There's a good chance that the new guy will know how to fix your computer."

"When you get out of rehab, talk your wife into taking you back."

"Then never touch your computer again because it hurts the ones you love."

"How's work?"

"Everyone wants to talk to my supervisor."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT. HOW MAY I ABUSE YOU?

I GET AN ERROR MESSAGE EVERY TIME I OPEN AN APPLICATION.

TRY GIVING ME ALL OF YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION AND THEN CHECKING INTO REHAB.

THEN I'LL HAVE SOMEONE STEAL YOUR IDENTITY AND MOVE IN WITH YOUR WIFE.

THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE THAT THE NEW GUY WILL KNOW HOW TO FIX YOUR COMPUTER.

WHEN YOU GET OUT OF REHAB, TALK YOUR WIFE INTO TAKING YOU BACK.

THEN NEVER TOUCH YOUR COMPUTER AGAIN BECAUSE IT HURTS THE ONES YOU LOVE.

HOW'S WORK?

EVERYONE WANTS TO TALK TO MY SUPERVISOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Rehab"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dogbert, a tech support specialist, who is tasked with fixing a man's computer. However, things take an unexpected turn when Dogbert becomes overly invested in the man's personal life, leading to a series of humorous and absurd events.

Key Points:

• Dogbert's tech support is not what it seems
• Dogbert becomes obsessed with the man's personal life
• The man's computer is fixed, but at a great personal cost
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of tech support and the boundaries between personal and professional relationships.

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