Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th December 2006

Dilbert//6453, first published twenty years ago on Friday 15th December 2006

Official transcript

The director of marketing needs an engineering resource. "I'm giving you to him because I hate his stupid guts."

"What did I do to deserve this?"

"Sorry I'm late. I had to drown a burrito."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE DIRECTOR OF MARKETING NEEDS AN ENGINEERING RESOURCE.

IM GIVING YOU TO HIM BECAUSE I HATE HIS STUPID GUTS.

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?

11/ SORRY IM LATE. I HAD TO DROWN A BURRITO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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