Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th December 2006

Dilbert//6456, first published twenty years ago on Monday 18th December 2006

Official transcript

"I got your overly brief e-mail, which obviously means you hate me and everything I stand for!"

"I was in a hurry and didn't want to make you wait for a reply."

"Well, okay, but I still have residual hatred that I'll need to transfer to some other aspect of your personality."

"Fair enough."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT YOUR OVERLY BRIEF EMAIL, WHICH OBVIOUSLY MEANS YOU HATE ME AND EVERYTHING I STAND FOR!

I WAS IN A HURRY AND DIDN T WANT TO MAKE YOU WAIT FOR A REPLY.

WELL, OKAY, BUT I STILL HAVE RESIDUAL HATRED THAT I'LL NEED TO TRANSFER TO SOME OTHER ASPECT OF YOUR PERSONALITY.

FAIR ENOUGH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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