Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th December 2006
Dilbert//6464, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 26th December 2006
Official transcript
"We don't pay enough to attract qualified employees."
"No problem. I'll hire unqualified people with good attitudes and train them."
"Dilbert, when you get a second, train this guy."
"Yay!"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WE DON'T PAY ENOUGH TO ATTRACT QUALIFIED EMPLOYEES.
NO PROBLEM. I'LL HIRE UNQUALIFIED PEOPLE WITH GOOD ATTITUDES AND TRAIN THEM DILBERT, WHEN YOU GET A SECOND, TRAIN THIS GUY.
YAY!
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Unqualified Hire"
Summary:
- The comic strip depicts a conversation between a manager and a red creature, representing a potential new hire.
- The manager emphasizes that the company doesn't pay enough to attract qualified employees, but instead will hire unqualified individuals with good attitudes and train them.
- The manager then introduces Dilbert, who is tasked with training the new hire.
- The new hire, a brown creature, is shown being trained by Dilbert, who is excited to share his knowledge.
- The comic strip satirizes the common practice of hiring unqualified individuals and relying on training to compensate for their lack of skills.
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