Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th December 2006

Dilbert//6464, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 26th December 2006

Official transcript

"We don't pay enough to attract qualified employees."

"No problem. I'll hire unqualified people with good attitudes and train them."

"Dilbert, when you get a second, train this guy."

"Yay!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE DON'T PAY ENOUGH TO ATTRACT QUALIFIED EMPLOYEES.

NO PROBLEM. I'LL HIRE UNQUALIFIED PEOPLE WITH GOOD ATTITUDES AND TRAIN THEM DILBERT, WHEN YOU GET A SECOND, TRAIN THIS GUY.

YAY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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