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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th December 2006

Dilbert//6466, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 28th December 2006


Official transcript

"Vlad is here to tell us why it's so important to donate blood."

"Blood is totally delicious and I'm too lazy to bite necks."

"You're not with the Red Cross, are you."

"Competition is healthy too."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

VLAD IS HERE TO TELL US WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO DONA TE BLOOD.

BLOOD IS TOTALLY DELICIOUS AND I'M TOO LAZY TO BITE NECKS YOU'RE NOT WITH THE RED CROSS, ARE YOU.

COMPETITION IS HEALTHY TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Vlad's Blood Donation"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a blood donation event.
  • Vlad is eager to donate blood, but his enthusiasm is met with skepticism by his coworkers.
  • The coworkers express concerns about Vlad's health and the potential risks of blood donation.
  • Despite these concerns, Vlad remains determined to donate blood.
  • The comic strip ends with Vlad confidently stating that he is healthy enough to donate blood.

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