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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th December 2006

Dilbert//6468, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 30th December 2006


Official transcript

"Women know all about diets. Which one should I use?"

"Should I go with the one that makes me miserable and doesn't work, or the one that might kill me?"

"If you do both, I won't ask for anything on National Secretary's Day."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WOMEN KNOW ALL ABOUT DIETS. WHICH ONE SHOULD I USE?

SHOULD I GO WITH THE ONE THAT MAKES ME MISERABLE AND DOESN'T WORK, OR THE ONE THAT MIGHT KILL ?

IF YOU DO BOTH, I WON'T ASK FOR ANYTHING ON NATIONAL SECRETARY'S DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Dietary Delights"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, engaged in a conversation with a woman about diets. The woman inquires which diet Dilbert recommends, and he responds by asking if she wants to go with one that makes him miserable and doesn't work, or one that might kill him. The woman is taken aback by Dilbert's response, but he clarifies that he won't ask for anything on National Secretary's Day. The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of diets and the expectations placed on individuals to make healthy choices.

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