Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th December 2006

Dilbert//6468, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 30th December 2006

Official transcript

"Women know all about diets. Which one should I use?"

"Should I go with the one that makes me miserable and doesn't work, or the one that might kill me?"

"If you do both, I won't ask for anything on National Secretary's Day."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOMEN KNOW ALL ABOUT DIETS. WHICH ONE SHOULD I USE?

SHOULD I GO WITH THE ONE THAT MAKES ME MISERABLE AND DOESN'T WORK, OR THE ONE THAT MIGHT KILL ?

IF YOU DO BOTH, I WON'T ASK FOR ANYTHING ON NATIONAL SECRETARY'S DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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