Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd January 2007

Dilbert//6471, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 2nd January 2007

Tags

diet expect hysterical laughing sharp focus expectations outburst health

Official transcript

I should warn you that I'm on a diet and might not have the sharp focus that you've come to expect from me. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

"I thought of something funny totally on my own."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SHOULD WARN YOU THAT I'M ON A DIET AND MIGHT NOT HAVE THE SHARP FOCUS THAT YOUVE COME TO EXPECT FROM ME.

HA I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FUNNY TOTALLY ON MY OWN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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