Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th February 2007

Dilbert//6504, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 4th February 2007

Tags

assigning balme eventual failure wrong vendor alienate the client rendered mott by noncompoops

Official transcript

"I'd like to kick off the project by assigning blame for its eventual failure."

"Shouldn't we do that after the project is over?"

"I see no reason to wait."

"Well...okay."

"Our boss will make us use the wrong vendor."

"Wally won't do any work. Alice will alienate the client, and Ted is generally worthless."

"In summary, my excellent work will be rendered moot by nincompoops."

"Do you even work here?"

"No, I was just in the neighborhood."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO KICK OFF THE PROJECT BY ASSIGNING BLAME FOR ITS EVENTUAL FAILURE.

SHOULDN'T WE DO THAT AFTER THE PROJECT IS OVER?

I SEE NO REASON TO WAIT.

WELL...

OKAY.

OUR BOSS WILL MAKE US USE THE WRONG VENDOR.

WALLY WON'T DO ANY WORK. ALICE WILL AND TAD IS GENERANTY WORTHLESS.

IN SUMMARY, MY EXCELLENT WORK WILL BE RENDERED MOOT BY NINCOMPOOPS.

DO YOU EVEN WORK HERE?

NO, I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBOR HOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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