Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th February 2007

Dilbert//6525, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 25th February 2007

Tags

in charge assignment budget approve expenses report project plan take blame project failed

Official transcript

"You'll be in charge of this project."

"What's my budget?"

"I'll need to approve all expenses."

"Who will report to me?"

"Your team will report to me and I'll tell them what to do."

"I'll start on the project plan."

"Um..."

"Skip that part. I already have a plan in my head."

"Hypothetically, who would take the blame if this project failed?"

"Well, you're in charge..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOULL BE IN CHARGE OF THIS PROJECT.

WHAT'S MY BUDGET?

I'LL NEED TO APPROVE ALL EXPENSES.

WHO WILL REPORT TO ?

YOUR TEAM WILL REPORT TO ME AND I'LL TELL THEM WHAT TO DO I'LL START ON THE PROJECT PLAN.

UM.

SKIP THAT PART.

I ALREADY HAVE A PLAN IN MY HEAD.

HYPOTHETICALLY, WHO WOULD TAKE THE BLAME IF THIS PROJECT FAILED?

WELL YOU'RE CHARGE..

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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